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Jokes

ADEYEYE SHARON (SS1 ZETA)

JOKES


1. A boy went into his mother’s room and started applying makeup on his chest. His mum came in and asked, ‘hey boy, why are you using my makeup?’ He said ‘my teacher told me to make up my mind and be serious.’
2. A man took a book from the Library and after going through it, he hit the book on the shelf and yelled ‘I read this entire novel; there are too many names of people in it and no story at all.’

The Librarian looked up and responded, so you were the one who took the attendance register?’

Oh! What an embarrassment. Ignorance is indeed a disease.

7 AWESOME FACTS

1. Sound travels four times faster in water than in air.
2. Hippos can run faster than man.
3. Most of the dust we see in our houses are not dirt but dead skin.
4. All polar bears are left handed.
5. Human hair and finger nails grow even after death.
6. When Hippos are upset their sweat turns red.
7. An Ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

RIDDLES

1. If you kill me, you cry. What am I? (Onion)
2. I kiss my mother before I die. What am I? (Matches)
3. I am in the midst of thirty-two soldiers. What am I? (A tongue)
4. I am yellow outside but orange inside. What am I? (A mango)
5. I appear once in tomorrow, twice in movement and never in eternity. What am I? (Letter ‘M’).

JOKES

Son: Dad, I want to get married.
Dad: Anyone special in mind?
Son: Yes Grandma, she is very nice.
Dad: So you seriously think I will let you marry my own mother.
Son: Yes, you married mine.

FINDING YOURSELF

Finding yourself
Do you know how long?
Do you know what it takes?
It took years to find me
It took months to find me

I found me
But still couldn’t build me
Laziness stopped me
Procrastination stopped me
But with determination
I made it to the top of me
People were against me
I turned deaf ear to them
Secretly working on me

Talent is me
Talent is who you are
Find yourself
And build yourself

JOKES

Wikipedia: I know everything
Facebook: I know everybody
Google: I have everything
Internet: Without me you’re nothing
Electricity: Bill please.

Police: Where do you live?
Kid: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Kid: With me
Police: Where do you all live?
Kid: Together
Police: Where is your house?
Kid: Next to my neighbour’s house
Police: Where is your neighbour’s house?
Kid: If I tell you, you won’t believe me
Police: Tell me
Kid: Is next to my house